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When people look at you and can not say
"What the FUCK?"
guy #1: Why are you not dressed up for your speech?
guy #2: Becau..
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where I relieve myself when I'm at a friends house who has a cat. leaving quite the surprise for said friend's mom when she c..
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The LARGEST parts of a large lady - usually her BUTTOCKS.
Much to the discomfort of neighbouring passengers, Hermione found that the li..