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What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.
Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: &quo..
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With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
"I can't believe you le..
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definitely the king of all penises
Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "i..