What is Bull Swoll?
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A predatory mammal. His skin is that of a female pleather coat, with frayed strips of fabric dangling from his arms, a trophy he took from one of his victims. With a head constantly on a swivel and a knee on a double hinge which allows him great flexibility, he stalks the killing grounds of the northern Delaware area for prey. His favorite targets are emotionally disturbed, bald women in excess of 300lbs. He stalks them voraciously before attacking the prey in their own vehicle where he has been known to mate with the sorry beasts for killing and devouring them. Considering extremely dangerous and rare, the last known Bull Swoll sighting was by one Adam Duffy on a foggy fall morning of 2002 as Mr Duffy was fellating his boyfriend, BT Lee in Mr Duffy's Chevrolet Cavalier which was painted a shade of gay yellow. If confronted by a Bull Swoll, do not move, they can only sense movement, keeping perfectly still will avoid a potentially deadly incident.
"Holy shit, Bull Swoll just looked at us, get down, don't move!"
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