What is Bulldog Eating Custard?
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A way of describing a proper dirty battered woman's chuff
"and she had a chuff like a bulldog eating custard"
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A way in which to describe an ugly face.
Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard
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1. being so shitfaced-drunk that your face "smells" like shit
2. being "stuck up someone's butt" so much that ..
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A state of being physically out of position.
His out-of-positioness impeded him from being in an advantageos position for a good angle...