Bullis School

What is Bullis School?


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a.k.a the public school you pay for, the school is soo desperate to comepte with IAC powerhouses (prep and landon) that they give away athletic scholarships all the time. Their girls are their boys, and its soo sad when their guys cant even get with their girls and their excuse is that their girls are ugly

Hey look its Bullis, i mean the public school people pay for, i mean the school that sweats prep and landon soo hard, yeah thats bullis

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A private day school which used to be all boys until the mid 80s. went through a trashy period until the class of 2002 and 2003 entered high school where a few girls single handedly brought back the popped collar. all the girls were bullis plaid skirts with either a ralph lauren or lilly polo or oxford with ribbons in their hair and jcrew or birkenstock clogs. Boys all wear kakhis with an oxford by ralph or a polo from brooks bros and bucks or timberlands (which the girls all hate) Most have shaggy hair called the lax shag or hockey hair. Girls are good at field hockey and lax and the boys are good at football and lax but usually loose to Prep and Landon. our parties usually get broken up by the Potomac cops who have to make their racial quota by the end of the month. the headmaster then hires alcohol and drug people to come in and try and get us to sober up. even the mormons play root. every boy wants to poke mrs. thrower and every girl thinks mr. moore is hott. delgrande creeps most people out but the boys all show him respect out of fear. the senior lot is filled with all forms of suv's and the occasional ferrari, bmw and benz. you can tell who's care is whos by the stickers on the back for OBX, ACK, lax, VT, and patagonia.

Is she a bullis chick?

Yeah, didnt you see the kilt.

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This school kicked Landond ass in basketball this year. Landon is just trying to trash us becasue they lost. They think they never lose in every sport in reality they are only good at lacrosse

Landon Kid: damn bullis beat us, there damn good

Bullis Kid: yea i mean now would be a good time to get on ur knees and suck my dick. Thanks

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Whoa, you beat Landon in basketball. Sorry that you lose to Landon in most sports, at least the ones that matter like football and lacrosse. The only reason you win in b-ball is because you bring in some black kids from innercity DC that have 40 inch vertical leaps and have been playing basketball all their lives. If you want to be proud that you lower your academic and social and economic standards to win a game of basketball every winter.

now...yes, as someone mentioned, it is a public school you pay for. bullis and churchill, while both good schools academically and socially, are the exact same pretty much. they even have the same mascot. the difference is that bullis costs $15K a year and churchill is $0.

bullis's girls, while trashy sometimes, are hot. the problem for bullis guys is that these girls HATE bullis guys, and i dont blame them. the girls tend to sweat landon and prep guys, and some st albans.

the first post, which tried to say bullis is classy...i laugh at. they describe how bullis kids wear lilly pulitzer and lacoste and polo and brooks brothers...ok. that doesnt mean you have class. any nouveau riche family can go to the mall and buy some polo and brooks stuff. that doesnt mean you have class. bullis kids have money, and some of them are old money, so i dont want to rag on you all too much, but that girl is making out that bullis is as "old money" and "preppy" as landon and St albans, which is blasphemy. landon and STA are clearyl the front runners in this department, although bullis isnt at the rock bottom.

all said: bullis is a fine school in most respects, although you could do a lot better (landon, Gprep, St albans, gilman if you are close enough...)their athletic, social, and academic standards are solid but definitely inferior to landon and preps and st albans'.

and by the way, flipping your collar is old now, because all these kids who shouldnt be doing are doing it, so its out of style.

At a party:

Bullis girl 1: wow, is that a bullis guy? he almost looks like a landon guy...should i hook up with him?

Bullis girl 2: nah, theres a real landon guy over there, why dont u work some game on him? you might need to get him a beer or five so he overlooks your various STD's though..

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The only school a child reared in Potomac should attend. Landon is for white bread corn huskers who come from slave money. Prep is for catholics who are just average at everything. Clearly, the other people who have posted about Bullis are jealous. Have you ever been to Landon? The school smells like jock strap and the facilities are so decrepit you would think they havent spent any money on the school since the slaves build it.

And talk about dysfunctional... this is a prime example for not sending your child to an single gender school. All the kids have anger management issues and are completely socially inept. Same with Prep, except they all grow up to be child molesters like the priests educating them. If you want your child to be good at lax (a sport that has no future might I add), then send them to prep or landon. Otherwise, you'd be better served sending them to a real school like Bullis.

Prep kid: we are awesome at lax

Landon kid: no, we are awesome

Bullis kid: who cares? mow my lawn you peasant


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