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When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, an..
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When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. T..
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How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect
(In your best asian acc..
