Bullwinkle

What is Bullwinkle?


1.

During a sexact in the doggystyle

position, use ones hands to give oneself moose horns by first making a fist with thumb and pinky fingers fully extended and placing thumbs on opposite sides of ones head and angling for maximum pinky extension.

Extra credit for mouthing a big moose call and/or not laughing.

Extra, extra credit for negotiating this maneuver in front of a mirror without partner noticing.

I was fucking your mom and pulled off a bullwinkle

See Tool

2.

A moose that helps Rocky in his awesome adventures.

It's time for the Rocky and Bullwinkle show!

3.

When a guy is having sex with a girl doggy style, and he signals to a friend lying hidden in the room that he's having sex. The bullwinkle is done by raising his hands to his ears so to form antlers and shouts HEY ROCKY!!!

Roger did a bullwinke to signal to maurice that he was having sex.

4.

The USAF codename for Barak Obama when he is on Air Force One.

Flight 909 to tower, err yes tower, We got a bullwinkle on board, should be crash and burn it out in the sticks, over.

See bullwinkle, obama, barak, barry, soetoro

5.

The Banner Elk Suprise is preformed when a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails facing each other. Then the man places the thumbs in the womans anus while spreading the remaining fingers apart to resemble the antlers of an elk.

fred gave his wife a bullwinkle

See rocky, natasha, horns

6.

The art of having doggy style sex and the man spits on his partners back as if he was finishing. As she turns around, she gets clocked in the face with a backhand shortly followed by her partner giving her a cum shot to the face.

Guy 1: Hey man how'd it go with Monica last night did you get some action?

Guy 2: You know it! Dude the chick is a freek, I totally bullwinkled her.

Guy 1: Aw damn, thats too much...

Guy 2: Funny, thats what she said!

See doggy style, donkey punch, cum shot, punching, asshole

7.

This only seems to work for girls who are not used to anal sex. While doing it doggy style, you retract your penis from the virgina and shove it into the anal cavity. When she turns around (most likely with a painfull look), you put your hands in the bull horn position and scream "bullwinkle!"

My girl wanted something me to surprise her in the bedroom, so I gave her a bullwinkle.


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