Bum Bats

What is Bum Bats?

bits of shit and toilet paper that get stuck in bum hair following a visit to the shitter. Resembles bats hanging in caves.

Dang, I got a bunch of itchy bum bats hangin in my butt crack.

See dangleberrys, dingleberrys, clingons

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