Bum Cigar

What is Bum Cigar?

In polite after dinner conversation; a stool or dump.

"well, if you will excuse me ladies, i think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar"

Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar

Putting In The Spadework

1. working very hard in an overt fashion at spading so as to achieve a relationship, either short or long term well I won't score ton..

Sphincter Blossom

1. the picturesque look of the anus ring as it opens like a flower to expel shit/semen/gerbils etc. you shoudda seen dat swollen sphincter..

Bonkeroony

1. when someone is acting/ looks totally nuts "holy crap that guy is totally bonkeroony" See nuts, mental, insane, bob..

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