Bum Cigar

What is Bum Cigar?


1.

In polite after dinner conversation; a stool or dump.

"well, if you will excuse me ladies, i think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar"

2.

Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar


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