Bum Cigar

What is Bum Cigar?

In polite after dinner conversation; a stool or dump.

"well, if you will excuse me ladies, i think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar"

Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar

Hence

1. adv. For this reason; therefore: handmade and hence expensive. From this source: They grew up in the Sudan; hence their interest in ..

Disconnoberated

1. That not-quite-with-it, not-quite-keeping-up, not-quite-actually-in-control feeling. The not-enough-sleep, a-bit-hungover, just-been-Tan..

Holy Buckets

1. much like "holy shit" but in the less offensive christian format "Holy buckets, Steph I haven't seen you forever!&q..

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