Bum Cigar

What is Bum Cigar?

In polite after dinner conversation; a stool or dump.

"well, if you will excuse me ladies, i think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar"

Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar

Ugly Sex

1. Sex between two very ugly people. Guy 1: Did you hear about Jean and Garry? Apparently they had sex. Guy 2: Aw yuck! That's some ..

Nagavator

1. a person in the passenger's seat (usually a woman) who nags instead of navigates; a backseat driver Jane: I think we're lost,..

Jack Sandwich

1. A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip. We forced him to eat a Jack Sandwich after he screwed up. See jack, s..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Bum Cigar Edit Meaning