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When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out...
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This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.
If you can sex a girl like 3 times ..
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this phrase would be said by a small, black haired blue eyed clean shaven mexican man. he would be holding a razor in his hand and looki..