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ROFLMHOPIMP
-Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off Peeing In My Pants
"So a priest and a spork walk into a bar and..."
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Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.
Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley..
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Having your dick sucked.
Oh, last night, the greatest thing ever happpened to me, thanks to your mom.
See Patrick..