What is Bum Eyes?
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(Weebl and Bob) A disease in which the eyes are replaced with buttocks. It is contracted by being sprayed with eye poo.
Bob, you have the bum eyes?
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2.
Small. peculiar looking French person with extradorinary eyes. Also capable of making 'bum-faces' and the occasioanl 'bum-comment'.
"Bum-eyes you donkey-raping-shit-eater."
"Yes mate."
"Stop making bum-faces."
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Very skinny, long pieces of poo.
"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!
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