Bum Features

What is Bum Features?

When a person uses this phrase it is usually used to make fun of someone else's weird or diformed face.

Guy 1: "Dude, you suck, man"

Guy 2: "Well you have bum features"

See bum face, crack face

Squilge

1. To squeeze out excess semen from the penis, after masturbation. Similar motion to that of jelqing. I blew such a spectacular load last ..

Pillow Grilled

1. When your face becomes creased and furrowed in the pattern of the pillow or sheets that you were sleeping on, similar to the grill marks..

Fun-ectomy

1. Where the fun has been removed from your body .. you no longer are able to produce fun. can be reversed .... with lots of time and effo..

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