Bum Features

What is Bum Features?

When a person uses this phrase it is usually used to make fun of someone else's weird or diformed face.

Guy 1: "Dude, you suck, man"

Guy 2: "Well you have bum features"

See bum face, crack face

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Flat Lay Down

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