Bum Fights

What is Bum Fights?


1.

When you pay two bums to fight each other to the death. The winning bum gets the deads bum's money

You: Hey, i'll pay you 20 bucks each to fight to the death

Bum 1: ok

Bum 2: sounds fair

-The fights starts-

-Bum 2 wins-

You: ok heres 40 bucks

Bum 2: cool

2.

Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.

2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.

3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.

Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.

I Got filthy when I started a couple of Bum Fights and their crust was flying!

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