Bum Gardner

What is Bum Gardner?

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss

"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"

A noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during sex. specifically in the anus.

"Oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a Bum Gardner its insane"

See bum, gardner, ass, chia, pet, butt, landscaper

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