What is Bum Jam?
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the traces of blood left on the toilet roll after taking a J. Crump. Usually indcative of piles.
that turd felt like it came out sideways- there was bum jam all over the bog roll
2.
the act of ramming ones danky dank in a womans limey butt-hole. also known as anal rampage.
Bumjam a lamb
Random Words:
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A phrase for anyone who seems able to do anything, or able to do something amazing and uber.
Comes from the comic Shortpacked!, in whic..
