Bum Jam

What is Bum Jam?


1.

the traces of blood left on the toilet roll after taking a J. Crump. Usually indcative of piles.

that turd felt like it came out sideways- there was bum jam all over the bog roll

2.

the act of ramming ones danky dank in a womans limey butt-hole. also known as anal rampage.

Bumjam a lamb


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