What is Bum Jam?
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the traces of blood left on the toilet roll after taking a J. Crump. Usually indcative of piles.
that turd felt like it came out sideways- there was bum jam all over the bog roll
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the act of ramming ones danky dank in a womans limey butt-hole. also known as anal rampage.
Bumjam a lamb
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the ultimate selfish tank, also someone who is a HORRIBLE driver!
you're such a molly breen
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The sensation of a sneeze that won't occur naturally.
I kept having to phantom sneeze in front of Jane last night and now she thin..
