What is Bum Jam?
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the traces of blood left on the toilet roll after taking a J. Crump. Usually indcative of piles.
that turd felt like it came out sideways- there was bum jam all over the bog roll
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the act of ramming ones danky dank in a womans limey butt-hole. also known as anal rampage.
Bumjam a lamb
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See Dewka..ease.
Drinking sprodka-vite can make even Tron seem interesting.
See El Barto..
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A wannabe cowboy who is two-faced and a bit of a wanker.
look at fast hand paul, he is such a bitch bag...