Bum Malteasers

What is Bum Malteasers?

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those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

See phantom poo, floaters, critters
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