Bum Malteasers

What is Bum Malteasers?

1.

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

See phantom poo, floaters, critters
16

Random Words:

Ubsors
1. Someone who is uber, and has super haxs ur da best dude you are such an ubsors, ur haxs are so l33t and prosors..
Read more
Mandar
1. A dancing maniac usually seen in business attire on the dance floor. May also be heard screaming out loud or orbiting blonde women whil..
Read more
King Kurt
1. One of the better bands to party on. See wikipedia for any factual information. "King Kurt is back again, back on the road to rack..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free