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Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.
Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?
Girl: Have you got a carava..
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Tell all the people you can. Especially if they are complete strangers.
Dude, this is one of those "NobodyEVERhearsaboutthis"..