Bum Paddle

What is Bum Paddle?

Some sort of flat paddle used to hit people with, usually in the bum, thus the name bum paddle.

Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.

Man: We hit the bum paddle courts today- tomorrow I'll expect we'll try squash...

See bum, paddle, sports, squash, boat

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