What is Bum River?
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After suffering from bum dew for a prolonged period, a small stream or river can form, know as a bum river. Light coloured trousers (pants if you're American) should be avoided.
A bum river can sometimes be seen on leather car seats on a hot day or when a lard arse (somebody who regularly attends weight watchers and McDonalds) attempts to exercise.
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A soon to be classic line said by Heath Ledger in the movie The Dark Knight
Joker: "you wanna know how i got these scars?"
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