What is Bum River?
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After suffering from bum dew for a prolonged period, a small stream or river can form, know as a bum river. Light coloured trousers (pants if you're American) should be avoided.
A bum river can sometimes be seen on leather car seats on a hot day or when a lard arse (somebody who regularly attends weight watchers and McDonalds) attempts to exercise.
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To be fondled in the genital area by a really creepy person
Three boys were bobduncaned in the school yard...
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pretty self explanitory...to have sex with someone in there bellybutton with your finger when they dont wanna be poked
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