What is Bum River?
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After suffering from bum dew for a prolonged period, a small stream or river can form, know as a bum river. Light coloured trousers (pants if you're American) should be avoided.
A bum river can sometimes be seen on leather car seats on a hot day or when a lard arse (somebody who regularly attends weight watchers and McDonalds) attempts to exercise.
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When you masturbate util you ejaculate, then keep on masturbating straight after, ignoring your dick's protests.
Over masterbating..
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1 shot Tanqueray Gin
1 shot Caravella Limoncello Originale d'Italia
Sunkist orange soda
powdered sugar
maybe a little lemon jui..
