What is Bum Scrub?
1.
n., toilet paper (slang word used by males)
Pete was stuck on the toilet with no bum scrub.
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2.
Soap for the anus.
Cleaning materials for the arsehole.
Woman - "I visited the NHS walk-in centre and and asked for some bum scrub."
Man - "Did you get it?"
Woman - "Yes."
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