What is Bum Turnip?
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A long white vegetable that grows in the anus after eating a certain combination of vegetables. Often considered a delicacy amongst hardcore rimming circles.
After a long and cold winter Jen's Bum Turnip snapped off after long bum chew.
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Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)
It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv
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A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola
Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready..