What is Bumberclart?
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Adjective; To replace any possible word you wish to disguise. Alot like 'doofar' but used to cover more degradory words up.
Iain; "Have you seen that bird over there?"
Craig; "Yeah, she's got a cracking set on bumberclarts on her!"
Jackie; "Stop looking at my tits you pair of bumberclarts!"
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Lesbisch women sometimes falls over these due to the high levels of starch in present day society.
The Lesbisch tripped over my vicars ..