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a fart that is very thick and most likely to leave a green skid mark on your underwear
holy shit i just did a jade clapper
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Tomatos so small you may need a penis pump to see the damn things
They are smaller than cherry tomatos, they are nipple tomatos.
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The phrase used in response to a question you do not know how to answer
"Dude, what the fuck! Joe totally just told me you threw a..