Bumbling

What is Bumbling?


1.

Physical mumbling. Bumping into objects, which include (but are not limited to): walls, doors, chairs, or cars. Often, one who is considered to be bumbling does not know what they are doing or where they are going.

A mumbling fool has trouble talking.

A bumbling fool has trouble walking.

See bumble, mumble, mumbling

2.

a state of confusion a person enters when they come face to face with greatness; also occurs when meeting a celebrity.

Jadah walks into the Pub and sits at the bar.

Jadah says, "May I have a screwdriver?"

The bumbling bartender is noticibly shaken by her surreal beauty. And reaches under the bar then hands her a phillips head. "It's on the house."

See Jadah

3.

Buy Bumble&Bumble hair products. Endorsed by notorious bumblers George W. Bush, Chris Farley and Nate. Remember Tommy Boy? Just think of how much bumbling was in that. Our shampoo promises a 2:1 ratio of bumbling to cleansing, so that you can have immaculately clean hair AND fall on your face!!

You bumbling idiot! Punch yourself in the face!


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