Bumbrella

What is Bumbrella?


1.

A piece of cardboard that a bum uses as an umbrella.

Wow, that bum is smart, he is using a bumbrella.

See bum, umbrella, cardboard, homeless, piece of shit

2.

A fanciful umbrella, made from a pole, curved at one end, and a bum. The bum-on-a-pole is used mainly for keeping off unwanted rain, but also, less commonly, for poking at people who are causing the user irritation. Poking someone with your bumbrella causes the recipient of the poke discomfort, but immense satisfaction to the bumbrella-user who is doing the poking, and is thus highly amusing to watch.

Man: You're bothering me.

(uses bumbrella as poking device.)

Woman: oooph! Don't poke me with you're bumbrella. It's uncomfortable, and weird.

Onlooker: Hahahaha. Bumbrellas, eh? Always fun to watch.

See bumbrella, bum, umbrella, poke, poking

3.

(noun) A female posterior that has an exaggerated horizontal vector that defies physics. Very round, very fit. See also onion.

"Check out that bumbrella! If it were raining we'd both stay dry!"

See booty, badunkadunk, onion, culo


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