What is Bumfire?
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the painful fiery feeling in one's backside the morning after a hot curry
Wow, that madras last night caused some serious bumfire
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The consequence of a hot curry.
The origin of "bumfire" was from a variation on a Shakespeare sonnet by my friend Paul, in relation to another friend, barling. "Shall I compare thee to a khazi, say? Thou art more curried, and more turbulent. Rough winds do shake the Barling cheeks of gay, and bumfire's wrath doth linger in the gents.."
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Noun - An elephant shotgun used to snipe sketchy people.
A man asked me the other day if I had zig zag beef because his wife left him.
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