What is Bumjuice?
1.
Juice expelled from the rectum. Available in a variety of colours and textures.
"Sarah, if you don't shut up I'm going to go into your room and squirt my bumjuice all over your pillows."
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2.
Someone who lacks in skill or talent.
"Damn that dude can't hit a layup, he's staight up bumjuice."
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