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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.
Friend: Haha, J..
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The idea of a dutch male, living life as a farmer, and on the side, being a man whore. Sleeps with women most of the time, and not havin..