What is Bumlasers?
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A general, non-sensical, but highly satisfying curse.
Person A: Dude, my car was broken in to.
Person B: Bumlasers mate.
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A fictional bolt of high-powered energy that fires from betwixed the buttocks in order to express anger, distress or general narked-off-edness.
A curse.
Man A tells Man B that he has been sleeping with Man A's wife, then steals his wallet and stabs Man B in the ear with a crochet hoop before urinating on him as he writhes around in agony.
Man B: "Bumlasers"
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A term used for the male penis when receiving a blowjob.
If that bitch keeps it up, I'm gonna have to show her how to use an Uncon..
