Bumlasers

What is Bumlasers?


1.

A general, non-sensical, but highly satisfying curse.

Person A: Dude, my car was broken in to.

Person B: Bumlasers mate.

See Nick

2.

A fictional bolt of high-powered energy that fires from betwixed the buttocks in order to express anger, distress or general narked-off-edness.

A curse.

Man A tells Man B that he has been sleeping with Man A's wife, then steals his wallet and stabs Man B in the ear with a crochet hoop before urinating on him as he writhes around in agony.

Man B: "Bumlasers"

See Nick


80

Random Words:

1. To fuck a woman from behind as she vomits in the toilet. Guy 1: "I Gave that bitch the ground chuck" Guy 2: "Whats That..
1. The action of having sex with a fat lady. It's a mix of copulate and corpulent Antoine: Look at the tub of lard. Etienne: WOH! A..
1. A non-committable way to say I love you. Usually used by cool people. Eye Heart You Elise and Emery. I'm glad you guys are MY frie..