Bumlasers

What is Bumlasers?


1.

A general, non-sensical, but highly satisfying curse.

Person A: Dude, my car was broken in to.

Person B: Bumlasers mate.

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2.

A fictional bolt of high-powered energy that fires from betwixed the buttocks in order to express anger, distress or general narked-off-edness.

A curse.

Man A tells Man B that he has been sleeping with Man A's wife, then steals his wallet and stabs Man B in the ear with a crochet hoop before urinating on him as he writhes around in agony.

Man B: "Bumlasers"

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