Bumlasers

What is Bumlasers?


1.

A general, non-sensical, but highly satisfying curse.

Person A: Dude, my car was broken in to.

Person B: Bumlasers mate.

See Nick

2.

A fictional bolt of high-powered energy that fires from betwixed the buttocks in order to express anger, distress or general narked-off-edness.

A curse.

Man A tells Man B that he has been sleeping with Man A's wife, then steals his wallet and stabs Man B in the ear with a crochet hoop before urinating on him as he writhes around in agony.

Man B: "Bumlasers"

See Nick


80

Random Words:

1. A 9 mark round is when you have sex with a bitch for 3min in the mouth, 3min in the puss and 3min in the ass. 3+3+3=9(Like in darts when..
1. A young adult male who likes to smoke marijuana in mass quantities then proceeds to fuck someone's older sister, and then comes dow..
1. If u just got someone really good or need them to understand how much of nothing they are, this is the phrase to use. Best if used again..