Bump Dirties

What is Bump Dirties?


1.

The act of having his and her danger zones touch one another in a highly sexual erotic manner.

i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, sexing one up, intercourse, sandwich dancing, arousing with genitals, sexual friction, ect.

The other night, Harriot and I were bumping dirties real nice, when mother and father walked in. Family dinner will never be the same.

It was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to bump dirties. Nine months later came the consequence, ME.

See bump, dirties, intercourse, sex, fucking

2.

The act of having his and her danger zones touch one another in a highly sexual erotic manner.

i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, intercourse, sandwich dancing, sexual friction, ect.

The other night, Harriot and I were bumping dirties real nice, when mother and father walked in. Family dinner will never be the same.

It was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to bump dirties. Nine months later came the consequence, ME.

See intercourse, dirty, sex, fuck, make babies


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