Bumper Edit Meaning

1.

a booty, typically female

pull up to my bumper

See fizzle

2.

A small device for dispensing doses of cocaine or crank.

Yo man, lemme see that bumper, I need to get my ass lifted.

See jimmy

3.

(London UK black Slang) A woman with realy petruding curves, ie: Enormouse tits and/or giant round arse. My type of woman.

I would love to bone Sherell! She's BUMPER man!

See Kilo Lobo

4.

A stupid, incompetent person. Somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic requirements in a range of social contexts. Also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.

Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."

"That bloke is useless, He's a total bumper!"

"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"

"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."

"That's a bumper thing to do!"

See idiot, moron, clown, incompetent, able, useful, adroit, proficient, adept, inept, useless, stupid

5.

A 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor.

Pick me up a bumper of Micky's from the store.

6.

The part of a car that collides first in a front or end-on collision. (Americans use the word fender).

My bumpers all bashed after that crash.

See bumper, fender, crash, car, accident

7.

A beautiful, attractive ,desirable, of-the-in-crowd person. Someone you can not and should not resist.

She was a bumper this chick was. I had to have her then and there.