What is Bumper?
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a
pull up to my bumper
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A small device for dispensing doses of cocaine or crank.
Yo man, lemme see that bumper, I need to get my ass lifted.
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(London UK black Slang) A woman with realy petruding curves, ie: Enormouse tits and/or giant round arse. My type of woman.
I would love to bone Sherell! She's BUMPER man!
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A stupid, incompetent person. Somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic requirements in a range of social contexts. Also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.
Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."
"That bloke is useless, He's a total bumper!"
"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"
"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."
"That's a bumper thing to do!"
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A 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor.
Pick me up a bumper of Micky's from the store.
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The part of a car that collides first in a front or end-on collision. (Americans use the word fender).
My bumpers all bashed after that crash.
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A beautiful, attractive ,desirable, of-the-in-crowd person. Someone you can not and should not resist.
She was a bumper this chick was. I had to have her then and there.
