Bumper Balls

What is Bumper Balls?


1.

Imitation Bull's balls made of plastic or metalwhich are hung from the rear bumper of pick up truck or sport utility vehicles.

I hung some chrome bumper balls on my new F-350.

2.

A vehicle accessory for those who lack a pair of their own, consisting of a rubber scrotum and testes dangling from the underside of their bumper, trailer hitch, rear axle, etc.

bumper balls are a poor substitute for having a real pair, buddy.

See balls, scrotum, sack, sac, nuts

3.

Noun. A term used to describe the act of two men having double penetration sex with a woman, whereas each man has at least a 12 inch penis, and are standing. With each thrust, the men's testicles are repeatedly hitting each other, making a thumping sound. Commonly causes Sticky Bumper Balls.

Guy1: "Your mother likes bumper balls, doesn't she?"

Guy2: "How'd you know?"

Guy1: "Nick and I were not at your house to watch the dog."

See double penetration, anal sex, anal, vaginal sex, vagina


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