What is Bumper Stickers?
1.
Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.
These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that
My daughter is a honor student
honk if you love jesus
It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it
If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns
In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!
2.
retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:
My child is an Honors Student!
Jesus loves you!
If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?
Im a Proud Soccer Mom!
stuff with college football logos
on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers
on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
See
3.
A fast dog running after a slow car.
Fido ran after a Fiat. Now he is a bumper sticker.
