What is Bumpin The Toad?
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Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
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A party that usually involves drinking with your buddies and also a face full of poontang.
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when youre having sex and you pull out and skeet on the other persons face. you then proceed to ask them if they would like it spiced up..