What is Bumpin The Toad?
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Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
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an absolute twat, or group of twats that think they are better or cooler than everybody else
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a guy with a small dick
"i broke up with ben- he's a one incher"
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