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When she's sleeping, take a rusty ice pick, and poke her eye out, and then stick your hands in the socket, and pull apart to spread..
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When a girl and a guy are going at it on the couch, and a guy watches while whacking off.
I was totally Marquising last night at the Ci..
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Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do ..