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The insatiable desire to google something without access to a computer followed by a total lack of recollection of whatever is was that..
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I screwed her. One way = Quicky. Round Trip = long and slow.
Man that chick was hot. I drove her to Cleveland. Round trip.
See i, d..
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The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabb..
