Bumringer

What is Bumringer?

The act of inserting a vibrating cellular phone in the rectum and asking a friend or acquaintance to call said phone for sexual gratification.

I don't think I'm coming out tonight lads. I'll probably just stay in, watch Jonathan Ross and ask mum to help me with a quiet bumringer.

See bum, walshey, walruss, felch

Hofty

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C.b.b.

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Mommaslap

1. The type of slap your momma gives on the back of your head when you do or say something stupid. *smack* George, that was a stupid thing..

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