Bumtouch

What is Bumtouch?


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An insult used among young children between the ages of 3-7. Incinuates that one touches buttocks' of others. This is considered highly controversial among the kindergarden crowd.

Johnny: "Kevin! Come play with me in the sandbox!"

Kevin: "No, Johnny, I don't want to."

Johnny: "You're a bumtouch."

Everyone: *gasp*

See bums, kids, insult, children


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