Bumwee

What is Bumwee?


1.

The liquid which appears during toilet backwash. Carries with it an awful and awesome smell that can eliminate a grown man. Can often be placed into normal conversation to add hilarity unknown to bystanders.

Tramp: "Can I have a wee bite o yer sandwich?"

Lewis: "Yeah, it's a bit bumwee though. Thats a nice bumwee you've got."

Tramp: "Is yer friend takin' the piss?"

Also

"My GOD! It smells like bumwee in here! The smell is like getting hit in the face. WITH A SHIT!"

See toilet, wee, poo, bum wee, lol, crap, smell

2.

Poo so runny it is basically wee coming out of your bum

I had a bit of bumwee after that curry last night.

See bum, wee, bumwee, bum wee

3.

A rather disgusting liquidy form of faeces passed out the rear end, usually after a night on the pisswhen one has consumed more liquid than donner kebabs.

"Dewd, I went for a **** but only liquid came out!?"

See Moo

4.

often said by bearded weirdos trying to impress schoolgirls. Absolutely no idea what it is supposed to mean but would guess that it is something to do with the rear end and urine

"god, like, uh, you know, uh, that film with George Clooney in it was, like, real bumwee"


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