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That one door out of a set of double-doors that, for some unknown reason, is locked thus making the puller look like a fool.
Whenever I..
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The act of putting a cell phone on vibrate, sticking it up ones anus, and then calling it from your home phone.
Guy 1: Hey, I tried The..
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The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmartstores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart sho..