What is Bundy-bating?
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Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.
Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?
Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.
Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?
Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?
Tim: I....I have no life.
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Oral Sex, mmm, yummy
I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chap..
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The red-light district of Venice
Dad: I met your Mother in Venice...
Son: (please don't say in the Root Canal!)
Dad: ..in an are..