Bundyism

What is Bundyism?


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A religion that closely follows the tenets of philosopher and male hero Al Bundy. Followers of Bundyism must make frequent trips to the nudie bar, read lots of porno magazines, and refrain from making love to their spouses. Followers of Bundyism must also have affiliation with NO MA'AM. Bundyism is characterized by the Nine Commandments:

1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."

2. It is wrong to be French.

3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.

4. Lawyers: see rule three.

5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.

6. Everyone should car pool but me.

7. Bring back the word "stewardesses."

8. Synchronized Swimming is NOT a sport.

9. Mud wrestling IS a sport.

Al Bundy's philosophy just makes so much sense to me, that's why I follow Bundyism

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