Bunner

What is Bunner?


1.

A hardcore member of the Apostolic Lutheran church. Generally can be seen dressed in hunter's camouflage, dirty/damaged jeans, Carhart jackets, etc. The males tend to drive Jeep Cherokees, Toyota or Nissan pickups, and sometimes if they're lucky, daddy's work truck which is usually a full size Chevrolet or Ford the vehicles are sometimes lifted, poorly, and are always muddy. The females tend to drive small cars such as Honda Civics, Volkswagen Jettas, Saturns, etc. The families drive vans seeing as most families have about a dozen kids.

Bunners are banned from doing many things by their churches. They can't watch TV, use computers, drink, sue or anything else deemed "bad." The only bad thing they can do is use tobacco products. And let me tell you, they use them extensivly. All bunners smoke and/or chew. It just what they do. It's not uncommon to see large amounts of chewing tobacco sitting in a water fountain, toilet or sink in a heavily bunner-populated area.

Since they can't watch TV or play video games or even use the internet, bunners have to find other forms of entertainment. Some examples are: muddin', huntin', shootin', spittin', chewin', fightin', smokin' and just being dicks to non-bunners.

In some areas such as the Battle Ground area in Washington, bunners are very prevelent. In school, it is not uncommon to have more than one bunner from the same family in the same class. If you take higher-level classes, you are less likely to come across bunners, which leads me to my next point. Bunners are not very intelligent and most don't plan on attending college which means they must work in trades such as construction. Almost all bunner families have some kind of company associated with them and almost all the bunners from those families work in said companies. Some examples of companies are: Tapani Underground and Nutter.

Clide: Hey dude, look at all this chew clogging this sink.

Roy: Didn't you see that bunner walk out just now?

Clide: Oh, that would explain it.

See stupid, gay, dirty, hick, redneck

2.

A librarian, particularly one who subscribes to old school techniques or fits traditional stereotypes.

Ms. Crumpet is such a bunner. Can you believe she still uses a card catalogue?!

See librarian, page, library, bookworm

3.

Someone who is a buzz killer. When everyone is getting baked at a party and someone volunteers to get carrot juice, they are a bunner.

"dude let's go beat up that nerd after school"

"sweet man let's to it!"

" alright don't tell joe though. He'll be a total bunner about it"

See boner, douche, liver

4.

Those of us who have met a bunner know what they are. You may find a major amount of them in Battle ground WA and There for if I were you I would stay as far away as possible... However debate rages Many bunners have taken to having what they call a "Church party" which consists of several full grown bunners get together to have a big huge orgy...

Jess: Did u see that bunner rev out of the Fred myers parking lot?

John: Yeah The dumb mother fucker...

See bunner, battle, ground, wa, hick, town

5.

A person who smokes weed all day, all night. An expert at smoking, rolling, buying, growing weed. Someone who has a dealer in their building.

-Marcel b-unit

-Victor b-unit

-Richard b-unit

-Shawn b-unit

See Dipset


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