What is Burbarian?
1.
An obsessive Burberry wearer with a highly violent temperament. Often seen behind bus shelters, or other enclosed areas, scrawling poorly worded ‘graffiti’ upon public property. Note that any attempt at conversation will be met with a rebuttal of unimaginative invectives.
Warning: Moving into the vicinity of such a creature could cause instant death due to passive smoking or sudden lack of faith in the human race.
Also see: Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies.
All Burbarians should be shot at birth—it's bound to happen at some point anyway...
