Burday Edit Meaning

1. A common malady experienced when gasrointestinal motility is directly inverse to the distance from an individual's personal bathroo..

1. The act of floating a sheet or two of shit roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a turd square in the middle ..

1. The unpleasant experience of not having the adequate time/resources to achieve one's desired level of intoxication. Fred: I'm..