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Monocelebprick
A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.
Example: "Y..
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Likes nothing more than good shoes. Seriously. GOOD. SHOES. Get the best shoes and he'll nail you.
May I purchase those shoes, ple..
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Dropping your phone in a body of water multiple times.
Yeah, sorry you couldnt get a hold of me for a few days...I pulled A-Michelle.
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