What is Burgess?
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A subset of the Black male population that is exclusively attracted to White women. The reasons for this behavior are unclear.
"Why are all the women in his pictures White?"
"He's clearly a Burgess."
"Odd."
"I know, to talk to him he's a racist when it comes to white people."
"Odd."
"Yep."
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2.
A form of oral sex where a female's vagina is upside down, legs spread open, where a full bottle wine (typically Burgess wine), is emptied into her void. Her partner then laps up the wine/bodily fluid combination, as she slowly closes her legs.
I bumped my head on the floor last night after my boyfriend's Burgess was so good, I could no longer keep up my handstand.
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3.
a term that can be interchanged with the word gay
potato balducc : "fuck this rain sucks. and i hate being stranded in the tip."
st. saige: "i know its oober burgess"
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4.
To take a shit after anal sex; this occurs typically over the body of the partner.
I burgessed all over my boyfriends chest.
I just can't help but to burgess after taking up the ass!
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5.
an explitive substition
Son of a Burgess!
Burgess!!
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6.
One who is completly untrustworthy , A Burgess is said to have come from the Shepton Mallet area of the West Country .
Q . How will I know if I come into contact with A Burgess ?
A . He will try to befriend you whilst trying to stick a knife in your back !
Q . Is He dangerous ?
A . Yes , especially if he is a work collegue , or member of a social club or small time football club .
look out A Burgess is coming ! put you steel vests on !
I wish Burgess would just fuck off and try and shit on somebody elses lawn !
Please can somebody drop Burgess off at the nearest desert island so he can fuck a parrot !
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To shit the bed, usualy after anal intercourse
Honey, did you have to Burgess on the new carpet?