What is Burlap?
1.
A sexual act consisting of the insertion of one person's scrotum into another person's anus. Can be nonconsensual/consensual and homo/heterosexual. The word may be used as a verb, noun, or in rare situations, as a present-pluperfect adjectival impersonal pronoun.
Dude, I just burlapped the hell out of that chick.
When she asked for burlap, I couldn't believe it...
You're into burlap? Ewww!
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2.
Like gnarly, only more so.
Dude, the waves look so burlap.
3.
1.Kinda like burly, which is the combination of beautiful and gnarly. Burlap usually tends to describe situations which are more gnarly than beautiful.
2.the sound when somebody burps.
dude 1: dude, your hair is getting kinda ratty and mop like.
dude 2: yes, it is quite burlap.
dude 1: (drinks a beer really fast) BURRRRRLAPPPPP !!!