Burlington

What is Burlington?


1.

A quaint largely unheard of city in Vermont full of homeless people, hippies, and college students. The place where the 60's never died, in fact its just getting started!

Dude 1: Dude lets drive up to Burlington, buy beers and herb off a homeless dude, get some UVM chicks and party all day on North Beach!

Dude 2: Yea man lets do a bbq and share our herb with all the hippies!

Dude 1: Only in Burlington man, only in Burlington!

See vermont, 60's, hippies, herb, beach, college, homeless, titties

2.

A nothing town, located in Connecticut. There is zero diversity, and the highschool and middleschool are shared with the town over, Harwinton, and all the kids are either ridiculously smart, potheads, or emo. the inbetween percentage is very low.

You know your from Burlington when:

-There are often deer and turkey in or around your yard/house

-You, or a ton of people you know are scene

-You don't love your town

-YOu think the people from Harwinton are rednecks

-You call Burlington "B-town"

-Your school didn't even have a football team before this year.

-You go to "Danger Zones"

-You consider CVS the most commercial place in the town

-You go to Cumbys just to chill because there's nothing else to do.

-You ski/snowboard at Ski Sundown

-You go to Lewis Mills, Harbur, or Lake Garda

-Everyone you know thinks they're hotshit.

-Sometimes you get pissed at how many trees there are

-Everyone you know "hates their life"

-You've never been outside of New England

-You watch fireworks at JohnnyCake Mountain on fourth of July

-YOu hang out in the middle of the road

-You've been to Tavern Day more than once.

Kid 1: Hey man whatsup with all these emos and white kids trying to act black??

Kid 2: Dude, we're in Burlington, what do you expect??

See burlington, connecticut, harwinton, b-town, btown

3.

A small town in Iowa.

Burlignton was once a bustling port in the steamboat era. It sits on the Mississippi River in south eastern Iowa, on the Illinois border. Burlington has a deep hisstory.

Population around 25,000 - 30,000.

One public high school, a somewaht run-down mall, a not so active downtown. A new complex with a hotel, virtual bowling, restaurants, a few nice bars, a waterpark, etcetera.

The high school has been having problems for years, fightinhg, drop-outs, teen pregnancy, you name it.

Quite a bit of weed and drinking.

Most people go out on the river in the summer.

Most of the population under 25 wants out of the town. A small community college is on the west side of town.

A few religious private schools are in the area.

It's an alright town for middle-ages people, I suppose.

Very blue-collar, few professional occupations unless you work in medicine.

There is a new hospital and a new casino.

It's got the standard franchise places.

A Supercenter Wal-Mart

A Kmart, Shopko, Super Target, Hy-Vee, Casey's, Walgreens, Aldi.

Has the regular Iowa-small town feel, lots of fields, friendly people, pick-up trucks..

Not half-bad if you didn't grow up here or if you didn't go to the high school.

Father: Hey kids, want to go to the waterpark in Burlington?

Kids: YEAH!!

See iowa, burlington, small, town, river

4.

Shitting to the brim of the toilet bowl.

I couldn't use a public restroom because someone busted a Burlington.

See crap, poop, shit, dirty, disgusting

5.

a small town in north-western ct. A Quaint town, that is a combination of a rich, rural, and woodsy, town. Very cute town, clean, little/no crime. Perfect place to raise a family

You know you're from burlington when you play soccer, ski at ski sundown, you're mom is a member of the pta. I wish i lived in Burlington *sighs*

6.

Really cool little town in Connecticut. Everyone in the middle school except for a couple kids are really {preppy} Nice town, but very quiet.

Burlington is quiet, and I like it that way.

See connecticut, hartford, quiet, small, prep

7.

some little town in ND that a lot of drinkin, partyin, and smokin go on in...most people drive pickups with glasspacks...a lot of stupid shit happens here...and the kids from the high school rob kmart's and gas stations

We went to burlington and got wasted.

See burlington, minot, country, rural


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